Wierd quote's I came across:
General:
"We do not log acces, we trust the authorisation matrix"
"My dentist can not give me my medical records as that is prohibited bij the GDPR"
Found in privacy statements:
We can improve your shopping experience by using your purchases"
- So the item I order will you use yourself before Ireceive it?
"we report a data breach, if possible, no later than 72 hours"
- "if possible" no later than 72 hours? A reportable data breach must be reported within 72 hours?
"interests are personal data"
- I am interested in earning money; is money then personal data?
"We use the following retention periods: personal data > 3 years"
- the definition of retention period is used very creatively here?
"You can have prohibited or irrelevant data deleted free of charge"
- The data subject may "fortunately" submit a request to have data (that one should not have had anyway) deleted?
"after exercising the Right to Portability, we can no longer continue to provide the service because the secure linking of data cannot be guaranteed"
- I don't understand at all what is written here?
"reserves the right to use or disclose your data"